A much darker show than normal the Season Finale of Ugly Betty didn’t include as many great quotes as normal but their was still plenty of fun and snarkiness to keep the fans entertained. So enjoy!
1. Daniel: “A rock. Wow.”
Betty: “It’s supposed to be mystical. The old man who sold it to me said it will help you on your journey of enlightenment, or with cramps. My Spanish really sucks.” Giving Daniel a gift from Mexico
2. Wilhelmina: “I thought I smelled jewelry.” When Bradford places a ring on her pillow
3. Marc: “Inhale Ricky Martin exhale Colin Farrell.” Getting over visual of Bradford and Fey getting kinky in the love dungeon
4. Amanda: “Ill Dork-es interrupt-es.”
Betty & Henry: “Get out!”
Amanda: “Hey everyone! Betty’s in heat.” When she walks in on Betty and Henry sharing a private moment in the copier room
5. Diane: “It’s like when Julia Roberts flossed before whoring herself in Pretty Woman.” Commenting on how romantic Betty and Henry are
6. Diane: “Back to your cage Shrek.” to her grumpy assistant
7. Betty: “If my lips are going to be tingly tonight, I want it to be because of Henry.”
Diane: “Oh you are such a chick flick. I would totally pay 12 dollars just to see you.” When Betty only wants her teeth cleaned instead of getting her cavity filled in
8. Marc: “What do you get from St. Patrick’s? Bad incense and a bunch of guilty man in dresses.” When the church that Wilhelmina wants is booked
9. Marc: “And she got Elton John to sing for the wedding. He’s rewritten Candle in the Wind just for her.”
Wilhelmina: “What! He was rewriting Candle in the Wind for me.”
Marc: “Oh give that Queen 20 bucks and she’ll rewrite it for anybody.” When she finds out that Fabia is about to steal her thunder
10. Betty: “Daniel what about the drugs?”
Daniel: “Oh come on its more like medicine except I happen to buy it from a guy who has a shaved head and a neck tattoo.” trying to explain away his drug use to Betty
11. Fabia: “You must come to the ceremony I won’t be able to get married without my something old.”
Wilhelmina: “With the veins in your legs you already have your something blue.” When they have a meeting to discuss their upcoming weddings
12. Amanda: “And now my special place is ruined!”
Christina: “Oh please! Your special place was ruined years ago.” When Christina finds the secret love dungeon
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