A Tree Grows in Guadalajara Quotes
Monday, May 21st, 2007
1. Daniel: “Don’t do that to me you’re not the only one in charge.”
Alexis: “I am the only one with pupils that aren’t the size of quarters.”
When she cuts him off
2. Wilhelmina: “Okay girls tuck them back in, your both big.”
Trying to stop Alexis and Daniel from fighting
3. Wilhelmina: “Your boyfriend fakes his death and comes back as a very big girl. Their really isn’t a card for that.” When she finds out that Jordan is Alexis’ ex-girlfriend
4. Marc: You’re as dead on the outside as you are on the inside.” To Wilhelmina when she’s worried about her laugh lines showing
5. Amanda: “It’s so unfair. I finally got a hot boyfriend and I can’t even use it to make all the other sluts feel bad about themselves.” When she can’t make out with Tavares in public
6. Hilda: “It means the women is nuts. A minute ago she was eating a candle.” Describing the healer to Betty
7. Betty: “She wants me to fill in mom’s side of the tree.”
Hilda: “You could climb it with those toe nails.” When she’s figured out the healer’s cryptic message
8. Marc: “Don’t tell me you forget we were going to rent 300 and enjoy the mildly homophobic slash homoerotic content?”
Amanda: “I’m sorry its Tavares party.”
Marc: “Of course Tavares. Clearly you’ve replaced me with that African Queen. Looks like I’m yesterday gay’s news.” When she can’t hang out with him after work
9. Jordan: “By the way the boobs are amazing.”
Alexis: “Thanks, their yours. I took a picture of you to the surgeon. The nose is Kate Winslet’s.” commenting on her transformation
10. Marc: “You were just dismissed turns out he’s a mean gay.”
Amanda: “So what you’re a mean gay too.”
Marc: “Yes. But not to you.”
Amanda: “Yesterday you told me my head was too big for my neck.”
Marc: “That was constructive criticism.”
Amanda: “Well what am I supposed to do about it?”
Marc: “I don’t know. As a friend my job is only to point things out.” When he tries to show her Tavares is being rude to her
11. Marc: “You’re in love with a gay man! It’s like you and me all over again.”
Amanda: “I was never in love with you.”
Marc: “Oh are you kidding? When we first met you couldn’t keep your eyes off of me.”
Amanda: “That was before you got your veneers. You had that dark tooth, I couldn’t look away.”
Marc: “Okay. Big head.”
Amanda: “Dark tooth.”
Marc: “Nicole bitchy.”
Amanda: “Nelly Ripa.” After Marc sees Amanda and Tavares kissing
12. Hilda: “Let’s just live here, get jobs, watch our asses grow.” A stressed Hilda when she and Betty finally manage to walk to the town
13. Marc: “Oh really. Well apparently that sad little hag can have it and has. In ways that are too disgusting to even think about! You could have had a real relationship with that women and you would have been lucky, because she is one of the nicest easiest girls around.”
Tavares: “Marc”
Marc: “Okay maybe she’s not nice.” to Tavares after he insults Amanda
14. Marc: “Open your eyes people. He’s straight. Straight as the crease on an old mans jeans” inning Tavares at his party
15. Marc: “If anybody hears us they’ll just think its Christina stumbling around blind drunk, crying and making out with the mannequin.”
Amanda: “Again.” When they break into the Christina’s closet
300, A Tree Grows in Guadalajara, Episode 22, Kate Winslet, quotes, Ugly Betty

Daniel tells Betty she worries too much and tells her Alexis is taking care of everything, and that everything he worked for at Mode has been taken away from him. Now he is being exactly what his family expects him to be and he’s good at it. A disappointed Betty reminds Daniel he has models coming in later.



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