Watching Ugly Betty

1. Hilda: “She’s s 130 pounds of bitch.”
Cosmetology Teacher: “What did you say?”
Hilda: “A 120?” commenting on how mean her teacher is

2. Nick “Don’t you know the refrigerator stacking system?” Commenting on Betty stealing his food from the fridge

3. Marc: “What till we get to that Middle Ages place tonight and make fun of all the nerds in shining amour. It’ll be the mocking event of the season.”
Amanda: “I think I’m gonna pass.”
Marc: “What! You can’t past! I’m not going stag, hag!”
Amanda: “You’ll have to buy your own beer, queer.”
Marc: “You can’t just ditch, bitch.” On going to the Secretaries Day event at the themed medieval restaurant

4. Betty: “If this is what it takes to help my father then I will ride that giant robot horse all the way to Mexico!” Trying to win a $1,000 by riding a horse at medieval restaurant

5. Marc: “Middle ages is going to be dah-licious. It’s going to be Britney shaving her head all over again.”
Amanda: “Oh that was fun but then it got sad.”
Marc: “No! Then it got fun again.” Trying to convince Amanda to come to Middle Ages restaurant

6. Marc: “I swear on the abs of Mark Wahlberg.” promising to keep Amanda’s secret

7. Daniel: “You went down to the 14th floor, grabbed the first guy you saw and told him I’m a freak.”
Betty: “Actually he’s the third guy I saw the first two thought you were a lost cause.” When she arranges him a meeting to discuss his sexual addiction

8. Claire: “At least here you can score a decent glass of toilet wine.” Describing the benefits of jail over rehab

9. Marc: “Will you be back in time for that luncheon for the homeless children?”
Wilhelmina: “Well if I’m not make sure they get their free hair products, priorities Marc priorities.” As she goes to visit Claire Meade in jail

10. Christina: “All right Betty. The sooner you tackle that horsy the sooner I tackle something in a codpiece.” after arriving at event with mechanical horse

11. Hilda: “Don’t you have some sort of a special fair? Well what if I put him in a pet carrier.” Trying to get Ignacio a ticket to Mexico

12. Amanda: “I’ve been dewenched” when she’s been replaced with a younger model in the middle Ages restaurant commercial

13. Amanda: “Sure today I’m the eye candy but tomorrow I’ll be old candy. Old hard wrinkly candy covered in lint.” Wondering where her career is going

14. Henry: “Betty my grandparents had horses. I never got near them cause I’m allergic but I used to watch them out the window all of the time.” on why he should ride the mechanical horse instead of Betty

15. Amanda: “Oh it’s about to get nerd nasty!” On Henry and Nick’s battle

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